Pro-tip: Close the Rear Hatch if you Steal a Cayenne

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10/14/2014 at 22:36 • Filed to: None

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According to police, what may have foiled the theft was the rear hatch he left open while loading the stolen Italian luxury car with items taken from nearby businesses, an arrest affidavit said.

The open rear hatch activated a speed control device in the Porsche as Armstrong led police on a brief car chase on Huntland Drive, police said.

Oh Statesman, don't ever change.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Soloburrito
10/14/2014 at 22:39

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Did you know Lamborghini is Mexican?


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Soloburrito
10/14/2014 at 22:40

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Nanny devices to the rescue!


Kinja'd!!! Bricks > Soloburrito
10/14/2014 at 22:42

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What is with people stealing cars from dealerships lately. First those two heists in california, and now this incident.


Kinja'd!!! Soloburrito > Bricks
10/14/2014 at 22:43

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Must be that damn GTA!


Kinja'd!!! Formula4speed > Soloburrito
10/14/2014 at 22:48

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welcome to bizarro world, where the Italians are renowned for their engineering prowess and stoicism and the Germans are heralded for their passion and flare.